Short Films

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Serving Santino

Two down and out dudes are working their way cross country so they can get to Hawaii where they'll be girls and weed. They're stuck working in a BBQ restaurant for an asshole restaurant owner. By all appearances they're going to be fired but by accident they accidently kill their boss. To hide the crime they serve up the owner Santino to the customers. No trapped, they have no choice but to take over the restaurant and pretend the owner sold it to them. Now with visions of big dollars and Zagat's in their heads, they hire employees that they start treating like crap. It's implied at the end that the two dudes meet the same end as their previous owner by the new employees.

Succubus

After a botched attempt to create a lesbian super-race in her back alley sperm bank, a mad scientist returnsfrom the looney bin to finish what she started... global domination. Sixteen years later, the evil doctor, now armed with her diabolical "Lezzy Ray", enlists the help of her new girlfriend, a closeted homemaker named Secretia Collins. Only Secretia's sexually repressed daughter, a class full of "retards" and a mutant blob of sperm can save the day. This 30 minute short film/pilot lampoons 1950's schlocky sci-fi movies like The BLOB, QUEEN OF OUTERSPACE, INVADERS FROM MARS and PLAN 9 FROM OUTERSPACE.

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